15 years old. Mostly attracted to girls but occasionally enjoys other genders as well. Obsessing over Sherlock and Portal and Jesse Cox and TB and the Yogscast and RENT and Dodger and Harry Potter and some other things. Likes to draw and can play the clarinet. Kind of. And that's about it.

Conversation i just heard between 2 boys on COD.

  • Boy # 1: sorry if you can hear one direction in the back my sister is obsessed
  • Boy: # 2: Oh no man it's ok they're not bad
  • Boy # 1: really
  • *silence*
  • Boy: #1: Oh well actually my sister isn't even in the room hahah
  • Boy # 2: you know i think i'd actually go gay for them
  • Boy # 1: what
  • Boy #2: especially the one with curly hair i think his name is harry or zayn maybe
  • Boy #1 : oh it's harry trust me he's the best one out of all of them
  • Boy # 3: WHAT THE FUCK AM I LISTENING TO
  • Boy #1: oh my god i didn't realize anyone was listening
  • Boy #2: *laughter* oh shit
  • Boy #1: if it makes you feel any better i'd go gay for them too...OH FUCK SOME ASSHOLE JUST CAPTURED MY FUCKING FLAG
razgriz25thinf:

kates-edit:

mintymimi:

himapapaftw:

what-is-this-sleep-you-speak-of:

jazzhandsandbatman:

pigsareyummy:

abbynormalities:

crownkind:

hakoshi:

brightestbuzz:

heterosexually-challenged:

dealanexmachina:

Best cosplay ever.

omg. if you’re too young to know who this is supposed to be then we can’t be friends. 

AAAAAH! SO AMAZING.



oh my GOD

AHHH.,
BEST. <3

THEY GOT HER

ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC

OH MY GOD

GO;ADKFGFDL;
MISS FRIZZLE

OH CHILDHOOD. I used to always dream that Miss Frizzle would be my next teacher…

litterly dropped my ipod and my mouth dropped open when i seen this… its amazing!

You ever notice how you can’t think about the Frizz in a sexual way? It’s like, impossible. You just don’t do it. The only thing that comes to mind is how WEIRD it would be to have sex with her.

razgriz25thinf:

kates-edit:

mintymimi:

himapapaftw:

what-is-this-sleep-you-speak-of:

jazzhandsandbatman:

pigsareyummy:

abbynormalities:

crownkind:

hakoshi:

brightestbuzz:

heterosexually-challenged:

dealanexmachina:

Best cosplay ever.

omg. if you’re too young to know who this is supposed to be then we can’t be friends. 

AAAAAH! SO AMAZING.

oh my GOD

AHHH.,

BEST. <3

THEY GOT HER

ABSOLUTELY FANTASTIC

OH MY GOD

GO;ADKFGFDL;

MISS FRIZZLE

OH CHILDHOOD. I used to always dream that Miss Frizzle would be my next teacher…

litterly dropped my ipod and my mouth dropped open when i seen this… its amazing!

You ever notice how you can’t think about the Frizz in a sexual way? It’s like, impossible. You just don’t do it. The only thing that comes to mind is how WEIRD it would be to have sex with her.

(Source: wayward-may-queen)

  • porn site: are you over the age of eighteen?
  • fifteen year old: ...umm... yes *clicks yes*
  • porn site:
  • fifteen year old:
  • cop: *bust down the door* PUT THE PORN DOWN
  • fifteen year old: *starts crying*
  • cop: *pistol whips the fifteen year old* BUSTY ASIAN BABES? NOT ON MY WATCH

platypusinatuxedo:

sonic-hip-attack:

billiethepoet:

proustianrecall:

Cheezus Christ, this had better not be the zombie apocalypse. Miami people, please be safe.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL. IMPLEMENT ZOMBIE SURVIVAL PLAN. 

HOLY SHIT IT’S REALLY HAPPENING

better start doing cardio

(Source: brooklynmutt)

sweetlittlekitty:

cumberkunt:



HE TOUCHED THE BUTT

sweetlittlekitty:

cumberkunt:

image

HE TOUCHED THE BUTT

(Source: professionalblunder)

kiwibutt:

i-am-the-whale-of-fail:

-idealidea:

ambassadoroftentacles:

adriofthedead:

storyowls:

pepper-stepper:

eatpussylivehappy:

I FINALLY FOUND THE VIDEO TO MY FAVORITE GIF!!!!

HOLD ON TO YOUR PANTIES

I didn’t even get 30 seconds in before having to leave I was laughing that hard.

always reblog

HOT COFFEE UP MY NOSE

Oh my god yes.

YES. YOU GO BOY. YOU DANCE YOUR SHIT OFF TO MADONNA.

OH LORD HELP ME.

[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

forgethammers:

riseuplikeangels:

sherlockjumpedoffbartsand:

superwhopotterlock:

ginger-rage:

canni8al:

paperchimes:

The pure fact that this doesn’t even need a title or a description or anything speaks volumes. I mean look at the number of notes this has. There are so few people who don’t recognize it. And the song itself just gives you chills. It’s so magical.

this makes me cry.

i cry everytime

fuck crying

At first I thought “Hmm… what’s this? I hope it’s not a troll post…”

Then it started.

And I saw it…

I saw everything again…

And I remembered the very last scene…

And I shattered.

MANLY TEARS

I didn’t get it at first and I was like “AW FUCK IS THIS SOME LORD OF THE RINGS SHIT” but then I listened

why

I’m fucking crying

ugh

I just miss harry potter a lot okay

oh hey look the music that i cried to in the movie’s obviously it can’t make me cry now oh hey look i’m sobbing. 

(Source: alphageek2011)

(Source: bigpinkbunny)

I feel like an awful human being.

cmcross:

spiffysnazzyshocked:

The calculator drawing program I had to make for my calculus class. The Sherlock BBC title screen/London.

cmcross:

spiffysnazzyshocked:

The calculator drawing program I had to make for my calculus class. The Sherlock BBC title screen/London.